Monday, April 13, 2009

Black Metal: Serious Business

Our third, and most groundbreaking (kinda) EP yet, "Black Metal: Serious Business" is now available STILL ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Sacred Order of the Fruitbat apologizes for the recording problems, where the guitar is much lower than it should be compared to the vocals, which Jurgen Farfignuten calls "Reverse Early Megadeth sound".

This album features "Instrumentally Insane", "Violence Kouno (Flex and Kick Version)" and what is sure to be either the most hated SOotFB song or the GREATEST SONG EVER, "Arthaus".

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

32 kb/s of Fury

Sacred Order of the Fruitbat's second EP, 32 kb/s of Fury is available ABSOLUTELY FREE

Enjoy "I Love Eating Sea Kittens" as seen on YouTube, as well as other songs like "The Song We Can't Play" and "She's Satan's Fuck Buddy".

And also, a bonus interview with drummer ROBOT.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Welcome, Motherfucker!

Welcome to the #1 source for news about Sacred Order of the Fruitbat, the groundbreaking underground metal band that some have called "....still better than anything on [MTV]"

SOotFB is currently working on their second EP, titled "32kb/s of Fury" and will be available FREE, just like their previous album "Parental Advisory: This Sucks", which you can download HERE.

Remember, ALL of SOotFB's songs are available to the masses for free, but are NOT public domain. Fortunately, they don't give a shit if you use their music for videos and the like, so long as you credit them.

Thank you for listening, and remember, music is about EXPRESSION, not MONEY.

Sacred Order of the Fruitbat Bio

MEMBERS OF SACRED ORDER OF THE FRUITBAT:

High Priest Jurgen Farfignuten: Lead Vocals
Brother Natas Liah: Lead Guitar
Priestess Chie Nohara: Bass, Rhythm Guitar, Kazoo *
Brother ROBOT: Drums *
Brother Charlie Foxtrot: Rhythm Guitar *
Sister Yamatano Orochi: Rhythm Guitar *
Brother/Sister Igotta Johnson: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals, Tamborine *

(*= Natas Liah's guitar is so loud and fast that it drowns out this band member's music)

Sacred Order of the Fruitbat was formed like every other great music band: They played a session of Werewolf: The Forsaken at GenCon, and found out that they were all musicians. This is essentially how all members, except Natas Liah, met. During this breif time Chie Nohara, a Japanese foreign exchange student, was the lead guitarist.

Natas Liah comes from Germany, having recently quit his former band, the legendary Dark Masters of the Fourth Galaxy of The Prince of Lies, when they rejected his idea of turning their 59:45 song "Exploding The Rabbit's Anus With Half A Stick of Dyamite Part 3" into a full hour. Natas was voted Germany's greatest/loudest/fastest guitarist four years running, and it was obvious that his brand of unforgivingly vicious shredding and unique tuning was a perfect match for this band.

Sacred Order of the Fruitbat have to date released one EP: "Parental Advisory: This Sucks". This album features the Natas-written ballad "I Am The Shredder (Tonight We Dine On Turtle Soup)", as well as classics like "I Lost My Keys" and "Cereal Killer". They are currently working on their second album, titled "32kb/s of Fury". Their first song on this groundbreaking album, titled "I Love Eating Sea Kittens", is available now on youtube.com/worshipthefruitbat