Sacred Order of the Fruitbat Bio

MEMBERS OF SACRED ORDER OF THE FRUITBAT:

High Priest Jurgen Farfignuten: Lead Vocals
Brother Natas Liah: Lead Guitar
Priestess Chie Nohara: Bass, Rhythm Guitar, Kazoo *
Brother ROBOT: Drums *
Brother Charlie Foxtrot: Rhythm Guitar *
Sister Yamatano Orochi: Rhythm Guitar *
Brother/Sister Igotta Johnson: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals, Tamborine *

(*= Natas Liah's guitar is so loud and fast that it drowns out this band member's music)

Sacred Order of the Fruitbat was formed like every other great music band: They played a session of Werewolf: The Forsaken at GenCon, and found out that they were all musicians. This is essentially how all members, except Natas Liah, met. During this breif time Chie Nohara, a Japanese foreign exchange student, was the lead guitarist.

Natas Liah comes from Germany, having recently quit his former band, the legendary Dark Masters of the Fourth Galaxy of The Prince of Lies, when they rejected his idea of turning their 59:45 song "Exploding The Rabbit's Anus With Half A Stick of Dyamite Part 3" into a full hour. Natas was voted Germany's greatest/loudest/fastest guitarist four years running, and it was obvious that his brand of unforgivingly vicious shredding and unique tuning was a perfect match for this band.

Sacred Order of the Fruitbat have to date released one EP: "Parental Advisory: This Sucks". This album features the Natas-written ballad "I Am The Shredder (Tonight We Dine On Turtle Soup)", as well as classics like "I Lost My Keys" and "Cereal Killer". They are currently working on their second album, titled "32kb/s of Fury". Their first song on this groundbreaking album, titled "I Love Eating Sea Kittens", is available now on youtube.com/worshipthefruitbat